Top 10 lists are something that Americans have always loved to read. The lists range from top 10 websites to to 10 baby diapers. Today I give you…
TOP 10 GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS 2010:
1. When will…
Esoteric meets practical where concerns over death and the apocalypse meet the need to procure Twilight () on DVD and Windows () 7.
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)2. Why is my g…
Attention must be paid, to one’s girlfriend and one’s goldfish. [Via questionsuggestions.com]
3. Can I have a…
Yes, you can has cheeseburger.
4. Is it impossible to l…
Obviously revealing a secret society of would-be elbow lickers. [Via gdumb]
5. Why do…
Seriously though, why do men have nipples?
6. Can you…
We get the concerns about pregnancy. But freezing cheese? Is that a thing now? [Thanks to commenter davidmbigler for this suggestion]
7. Where do…
People are apparently very concerned about the locations of Joe Biden, polar bears, penguins, Robert Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, and Jon and Kate. And of course, where babies come from.
8. How does…
Birth control, David Blaine levitating and Google () making money are near equivalent sources of mystery to the human population.
)9. Can Jes…
Clearly the top question on everyone’s mind: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
10. Can go…
Populated perhaps by the same folks wondering if Jesus can microwave a burrito. And a sizeable contingent of people with gonorrhea who want to know if gorillas can swim.
Can’t get enough Google Suggest funnies? Check out these sites for more: questionsuggestions.com and gdumb.com. Know of other amusing question suggestions? Let us know in the comments!
COLEMAN CLARK